Rambling my way back to sanity: Archive

Cali Killa

Don’t tell me what to do. I support Danny :D Ps Mannheim is lame. i hope my lover comes home from the lib soon so HomoNight can commence. SOS IM HUNGRY.

Jul 7th

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hey, you..

I wish I wasn’t friends with your family on facebook so I could write nasty status’ about you. stupid betch.

Jun 7th

Detached

Im living in the world, but Im only alive in my own. sorry.

Sep 2nd

1 tag

July 1st, rent is due..

When I tumbl, I write about stupid pointless thoughts that run through my head. When I write about the stupid pointless thoughts that run through my head, other people read them. …Tumblr is giving me the impression that my thoughts and opinions are more interesting and take-the-time-to-read worthy than the probably are. Stupid tumblr.

Jul 1st

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Epiff-not-phony

Today has made me realize that I am a cat obsessed, coffee-loving, accounting hating, music addicted, easily excited, enraged driving, (a certain) boy crazy, easy going, extremely friendly, completely strange, happy human being. And I’m grateful for being able to live the life I have. And also that a lot of what I think and feel does not make sense. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s...

Jun 14th

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whitey-TIGHTies

Silly boy, you left me with a bunch of your clothes; some of which are underwear. oh HAYYYYYYYY ;) but seriously, that shit fits me….tightly. I guess the term boxer-briefs has never been more accurate. Thanks for the spandex shorts, Tom.

May 28th

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guess what?

PENIS.

May 26th

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T$

I wish I could have bottled up a fraction of the happiness I had while you were with me and saved it for the times like these when I miss you so much it hurts.

May 22nd

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GLOBAL DIRECT.

This bitch has recently gone international. And in doing so, I gained a very important vagina sister <3 Fuck yes, being a slut.

May 10th

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Thankcasm

Thank you oh so much kind sir, of course I enjoyed every word that slowly ripped out each of the stitches I so carefully doctored my broken heart with, of course I enjoyed the rush of old feelings you forcefully injected into my body with every one of your brash assumptions, of course I enjoyed you tearing apart and destroying almost every aspect of my life because you were too busy not thinking...

May 6th

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Across the pond.

You will never understand because no one understands me better than you. And I don’t understand, myself. Your perceptive brown eyes that seem to stare literally straight through my clothes, pausing for a brief moment to admire every curve and imperfection of my naked body, then moving deeper to peer into the inner me, my inner sanctuary that without the slightest pause I allowed you free...

Apr 29th

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memories of the future

Everything I did with you, I redo with him. Our memories are fading faster than my time left with him. When will I learn to fall for longevity. Passion, you’re only weeks away from forsaking me again.

Apr 26th

BirthBestDay

How can my 21st (23rd) top this year’s birthday celebration?! I got ridiculously belligerent on multiple levels, saw some of my favorite artists, didn’t have to shower for four days, turned into a pumas stone, discovered I was a tent, painted my body, danced ‘til I collapsed then danced some more, laughed so hard I peed myself on the sly, slept under a giant origami swan, raged...

Apr 21st

Please note:

Just because I want a guy to call my own does not mean I want to offer my body up to him on a silver platter. Why is it that dating at this age only means meeting up with someone to have intimate relations. What happened to the getting to know someone, the mystery, the whole process. I’m so sick of guys only being interested in one thing. …even the “good guys” these...

Apr 13th

“It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,...”

Apr 12th

I am a sandal

I flip flop back and forth freely between my emotions. Sometimes I wish I was imaginary so my mind would just be made up..

Apr 11th

To alligator or not to alligator

I’m pretending to be asleep in my green sleep-suit. When the clock strikes midnight I’m going to run out into the living room and pinch my roommate. She’ll have no idea. Happy St Patricks Day everybody

Mar 17th

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RIP

We could be so fucking happy, because we were so fucking happy. But instead you’ll let go, and I’ll let go. Neither of us will look back. Maybe it’s because we have too much pride, maybe it’s because we’re both too emotionally exhausted. Maybe it’s because we’ve both caught sight of another, or maybe it’s because our paths have just permanently...

Mar 16th

expertise

Baths cure everything. How do I know, you ask …Because I just took one.

Mar 15th

Conclusions

I’m going in for the kill, I’m doing it for a thrill I’m h o p i n g you’ll u.n.d.e.r.s.t.a.n.d And not let go of my hand.. But if he doesn’t want me anymore, it’s probably because he’s getting it from another guy, more likely than not my best friend’s ex.

Mar 2nd

Sexy Time

What is more sad: the fact that Grace wears granny panties and the sexiest pair of undies she owns are the ones that she borrowed from me, …or the fact that we share underwear?

Feb 26th

slyyyy

I’m pretending to be Grace. Taylor has no idea.

Feb 26th

Grace's house

i hate grace. just kidding. (kind of)

Feb 26th